{"product_id":"vagina-mundi-paperback","title":"Vagina Mundi - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eWol-Vriey\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eRachel Risk is a professional thief with super-strong hair that can stretch like tentacles to manipulate objects.Ashley Status has both a digitally augmented brain, and 'muscle-purses' in her arms and legs in which she stores inflatable objects-cars, guns, rocket launchers, etc .When Raye is framed as the fall girl in a jewel robbery, the pair flee Chicago's vengeful robot gangsters and take refuge in the Hotel Bizarre, where the gorgeous 'vagina singer, ' Femina, is performing for a week.But the Hotel Bizarre is even stranger than its name suggests, and very soon Raye and Ash are involved in an deadly adventure, a struggle for survival the likes of which they'd never imagined possible-with loads of deviant sex, drugs, music, and violence at every turn.And just what is the old woman in the skin desert really doing with all those cats glued to her walls?Vagina Mundi-a Bizarro Hymn in praise of WOMAN!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eWol-vriey - Wol-vriey is Nigerian, and quite tall. He currently resides in a state of uneasy stalemate with his threatening-to-thin-beyond-redemption hair, and believes there actually are things that go bump in the night. Wol-vriey recycles the ridiculous into reasonable reality for the reader. His WEIRRRD philosophy? WEIRRRD = Warp\/Write Everything into Realistic Ridiculous Readable Distorted Dream Dimension Descriptions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 438\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.89 x 9.02 x 5.98 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e August 02, 2014\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47294973771830,"sku":"9780692262801","price":33.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0754\/4569\/8614\/files\/rnMnwxeiJ09780692262801.webp?v=1787163061","url":"https:\/\/outer-realm-books-beyond.myshopify.com\/products\/vagina-mundi-paperback","provider":"Outer Realm Books \u0026 Beyond","version":"1.0","type":"link"}